Cyanide: The Gentlemen's Drink

Written by Evan B. 09/11/2022

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Distinguished reader of mine, I am so glad for your support these past following weeks. Writing these articles have helped me through a very rough time (Tuesday) and as thanks I am willing to share a secret. Cyanide is all the rage among those with class. Not only does its rich taste tingle your insides, but people who see you drink it will think of you as an elite. So, I say to all of you, drink up and enjoy the newfound respect that others will have for you!

"Cheers!"

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Again, I have to legally say this is satire. Additional credit to Pxhere, and Pexels