Written by Evan B. 10/12/2022
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Ah, the age-old question. In a couple of days, you will be heading to a friend's wedding, and filled with uncertainty you ask: "What should I wear to the wedding?" Well, let us give you some suggestions that will make sure you grab every minister's attention.
A simple white dress:
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Nothing beats old reliable, if you are unsure where to go, just bring a white dress or gown to the next wedding you attend (like shown in the image above). You'll look stunning and will fit right into the celebration.
A black dress:
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Where white has come to symbolize purity and innocence, black symbolizes the exact opposite. Wear black to let everyone know you ain't a f*cking loser and that you get copious amounts of dick and/or pussy.
A photo of the bride:
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While it sounds strange, wearing a photo of the bride on a t-shirt is a way of showing respect to those around you. You are acknowledging who this celebration is for and letting them shine through the crowd.
A toga:
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Let your Greek pride stand out with this outfit, wear a toga! Eat goat cheese! Don't use underwear! Go into crippling debt! People have said that being Greek is the same as being a millennial, without the skyrocketing levels of depression.
Your work uniform:
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Be a symbol of the working class and all it represents. People will be in awe at your commitment to upper management, and also how you managed to get a hold of that limited time BTS x McDonald's collaboration shirt.
If all else fails, just don't go to the wedding! You always have a reason not to attend, and you can send your well wishes from comfort of your home. It's rather common practice, at least, that's what my ex-fiancé did...
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