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Brave Man Lets his Barber Know That the Haircut Sucks

Written By Evan B. 08/07/2022


What things do we associate with receiving a haircut? For me it's a mixture of depression, low self-esteem, and showers (to wash off the hair). We've all had a bad haircut, but for some of us it is what we've grown to expect. So how do we let our barbers know the suffering they've inflicted? The answer: we don't.


Rather than address the issue, most of us would rather put on a facade of satisfaction, some going as far as to say they "like it" (in reference to their miserable haircut).


But one brave fellow told his barber the following words: "This haircut just isn't it." A blast of energy rang from his voice, knocking over the other patrons and unsecured items. The Supercuts shook with the might of those words, its foundations crumbling. The barber was instantly killed.


A recreation of the unfortunate haircut (credit to Flickr)


From the debris of the wrecked building, police were able to locate the courageous customer, whom had been trapped for 2 weeks following its collapse.


"They never seem to get my haircut right", said the customer, who wishes to remain a nanny mouse. "I paid like 25 dollars over here, why should I be happy with mediocre?"


You know my wife asked me the same thing before the divorce.


Did you know a barbershop used to be where people tended to wounds? The red on the barber's pole refers to blood, the white refers to bandages, and the blue refers to the blue raspberry Icee found in your local Target. Mmmm, blue raspberry Icee (Image from Flickr)



Perhaps we can learn from this experience; while we need to treat workers well, we don't always need to just accept whatever goes on. Always treat employees as well as yourself with the respect you deserve, and remember, "hair today, gone tomorrow."

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