Written By Evan B. 06/27/2022
(Image from stockvault)
To you, a hermit probably makes you think of an old, reserved man without any care to talk with other people. We thought the same thing, imagine our surprise when we found this guy! We thought, we have to interview this dude, so we sent an intern, Andrew, to his home in the Bahamas to intrude on his peaceful life.
We’ve learned this hermit is a party animal and loves to get utterly wasted. When using public transportation, he always made friends with the riff raff. At times he even ordered his own food without having a complete mental breakdown!
Dammit Andrew that is a hermit crab (from Flickr)
“How was the school life for you”, asked Andrew in the interview.
”I was actually very popular in high school; I was prom king as well as valedictorian!”
“Why did you move away from society? you seemed pretty happy.”
“In truth, it was a lapse of judgement, I was never the brightest.”
“You do know that you could always, just change your mind?”
(At this point in the interview the hermit got up and left)
He was last seen hosting a sick party on the Seattle space needle.
The Seattle space needle (from Flickr)
In loving memory of Andrew, torn to shreds by a wild beaver
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